Wonk

An exclamatory phrase used when a statement or action has been recently put forth which is not deserving of merit. (Best performed at a distance to achieve an echo effect)

"Dude, Punk music is kinda sweet."
"Wonk!"

by Jimmy Williams April 28, 2003

wonk

Failure to attend a function or gathering at which one's presence is expected.

PAR is the king wonk.

by Alaskan Sam September 5, 2008

wink wonk

a wink wonk is someones wifey

gaylipses wink wonk cheated!
winK woNk

by jsjsjdsjjs April 16, 2020

WonkaNiggers

People who are failures in life. People who when you see you just say "wutta wonkanigger" for lack of a better or funnier word. Your mailman could be a wonkanigger, the guy behind the counter, your aunt, or even YOU...dun dun dun P.S. Dan Kreiger of New Jersey is a WonkaNigger with his cheap dirty Chuck Taylors

An Example of a WonkaNigger, anyone you see, basically its just another way of saying that person looks stupid corny gay retarded nigletish

by Mike April 22, 2004

wonk

A student, male or female belonging especially to an immigrant family, who is constantly under the pressure of performing well in school.

See also nerd or geek

mike: yo ronny, why dont you ask kim out for prom?

ronny: nah man, shes a wonk... her parents wont let me!!! even if they do, she'll be studyin for a test or somethin...

by Shumyl August 26, 2004

wonka donka

A male's pride. Aka Talliwhacker, shlong also know as joystick

Strajenia played with his wonka donka so much that it became unusable

by jake long May 13, 2005

Wonk

The penetration of a Ditch Pig's carpet junk cousin.

I wonked that F###ing Ditch Pig in the Tradesman's entrance.

by Hung19812008 May 9, 2008