2 definitions by Alaskan Sam

To be persistently and irrevocably woeful, in the manner of Zem. To be without joy or happiness in spite of all outside influences.
I woke up this morning feeling very Zemmish. Woe is me.
by Alaskan Sam July 13, 2006
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Failure to attend a function or gathering at which one's presence is expected.
PAR is the king wonk.
by Alaskan Sam July 13, 2006
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