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Mastur-reading

Pleasuring one's self to a novel or any form of text that doesn't involve another person. (Not to be confused with sexting)
I spotted an old man mastur-reading in the far corner of the library.
by Creepy Guy in The Library October 15, 2011
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Beach Read

A literary novel that is deeply rooted in the beach house/town. The setting is almost a character in the book. Usually someone is at a crossroads in their life and they find a new path forward through their time at the beach.

A good Beach read takes the pace of summer at the beach - it has twists and turns, axillary characters woven throughout, parallel plot devices, and often a love story in the mix too.
The Beach Read is the perfect novel to accompany one during the holiday to the beach.
by KingBratwurst March 13, 2022
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Bert-reading

Reading of a petition perform before signing it, to find out if you should support it or not, although the title is convincing. It's the final stage before signing a petition.
X: Did you just sign that petition ?
Y: Yes, why ?
X: You know better! Please do a bert-reading next time!!
Y: Why ?
X: Petitions can be very powerful and being attention to issues that we don’t know about... but I really need you to read some of these before signing. Some of them don’t be saying nothing and actually detract from grassroots organizations that are already doing the work.
by jhumigas June 6, 2020
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read

reading is communicating knowledge, reciting or like looking
get rick rolled (read first letter of each word)
by sfkja,fnmajfnvjnsfj June 5, 2021
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left on read

someone read the messages but he didn't answer
oh, Karen left on read my insta story an hour ago
by ShinJuni September 21, 2019
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Read people

Reading people body language eye movement segments feet movement head turn movements hand gestures actors and actresses etc
by The muscle April 21, 2025
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James Reade

Tall man, very seggsy, sucks big tiny dick
Oh no, James Reade is suckin dick again! He is good at it though
by Lê Masturbator November 11, 2020
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