MonkaS

As a twitch emote, used during a moment of high tension in video games (nervous moment).

Twitch emote is Pepe the Frog sweating and looking scared.

Streamer: *Fortnite, solo squads epic clutch*

Audience: "OMG what a play, that was some MonkaS shit right there."

by bobby56831 June 11, 2018

curl a monkey tail

Taking a nice long dump without stopping to pinch off

Dude, after that T-bell I had to curl a monkey tail something fierce!

by A^C July 27, 2006

Bus Monkey

Anyone who drives a public transit bus. The term originated for Toronto Transit Commission bus drivers, though it can be applied to anyone who gets paid 24 dollars an hour + benefits to drive in a circle all day.

The term comes from the fact that their job is so easy a trained monkey could do it.

Bus Driver: "Are you going to pay the full fare?"

You: "Are you going to be here when your schedule says you're supposed to next time, you overpaid lazy piece of shit Bus Monkey?"

by Dauss2 January 7, 2011

The Breakfast Monkey

The superhero cartoon Scandinavian monkey who wants to spread the goodness of breakfast to the world! Drawn and co-created by My Chemical Romance singer Gerard Way, the cartoon was rejected, and now only the the sample episode exsists. You can watch it at thebreakfastmonkey.com

"Hello, I am The Breakfast Monkey! Would you like some eggs?"

by Avery Lacy May 21, 2006

monky

oo aa agh

monky eat baby

by willlikespancakes October 8, 2020

Monkey job

A repetitive task, especially one requiring little or no conscious thought.

Flipping burgers is such a monkey job.

by mattjm January 30, 2008

summer monkey

Neatly Trimmed Pussy

Honey, Trim That Shit Up Before We Go The Beach!
I Like The Summer Monkey Look.

by fritzyboy September 14, 2006