Life Choice

Another way of saying "decision that will have a major impact on the course of my life."

Also used for comic effect to refer to minor day-to-day decisions.
Aaron: I just started doing methamphetamine.
Jonathan: That's a bad life choice.

Comic usage:

Bob: I just ate a half gallon of ice cream. That was a bad life choice.
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Monkey job

A repetitive task, especially one requiring little or no conscious thought.
by mattjm January 30, 2008
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