God 

The guy that made you!! He's not some random- made up story to make you feel guilty, he planned you, and everything about you because HE LOVES YOU!! and its not some hidden secret, if u actually listen at sunday school, God isnt as confusing as people make him out to be!! He loves you so much that he made you so that you can make your own choices, (thats why not everyone believes in God) Jesus is his son whose whole life was devoted to God and he died for everyone who loves God, so that they dont have to kill animals for everything theyve done wrong, all God wants is a sorry!! If your confused about who God is, your on the net, DO SOME RESEARCH!!! online bible? go John 3:16, Psalm 91, thers so much stuff about him. You were made for a purpose and bought at a price, Be bothered at becoming a Christian and finding out who God is, its the best thing ive ever done!! Amen.

Hey God, do you like this song? Thanks that you care about me and sent your son to die for me just so we can talk. sorry for slipping up AGAIN!! thanks that you love me enough to forgive me. In Jesus' name, Amen.

LIFE IS MORE THAN BEER & FOOTY!!!!

God by God is awesome July 12, 2006

God 

The diety that will punish us for posting on this site.

Man, God's going to hit you with a lightning bolt for coming up with that emeril definition.

God by notscared July 27, 2003

God 

The first sentient being in the Universe.

*BOOM*
God:"Wow, cool, I can THINK!!!"

God by ThatGuyYouSawJustNow July 31, 2007

god 

1- God is this guy that I've been forced to learn about since I was 6. In alot of religons he is the guy who both damns and saves humanity in one fell swoop. Maybe I'd have more to say if I thought for a second he made us for anything more than the same reason you go to wally world to buy a goldfish.

2- First part of God Damn. A wonderful little explitive that can be used for many things.
a) Expressing admiration for anothers body
b) Expressing hatred for a person or situation
c) Simply asking your version of god to damn something to hell.

1- God is a cool guy.
2- A) Gawd DAAAAAAMMN! Thats one nice ass.
B) GOD DAMN LITERALS!
C) God Damn pop hackers to hell!

god by Someyoungguy July 3, 2003

God 

1)d is all poweful and all Loving.

So why DO grannies get mugged in their homes by charvae? Either got CAN help - but wont, so he isnt all LOVING - or he CANT help, and he aint not all that POWEFUL.

2) DOG spelled backwards

3) me! (had to put it in)

4) an expression for when you have no one else to tell something to (see example)

"God, she's a minger!"

God by Richie_G June 6, 2005

GOD 

THE MOST INFLUENTIAL person ever
the divine one
the most high GOD
the only GOD
he's omnipresent
he's a GOD of everynation
he always makes a way somehow all of my family blessings come from the lord himself
he opens the floodgates of heaven and those blessings pour down.
for he gave up his only begotten son
WE NEED JESUS

i love God
God is good
man you need to get to know God hes the awsomest person ever!
cant wait till heaven
GODBLESS

GOD by eyyy b00 hows u doinn August 11, 2008

God 

Our almighty powerful king of creation who's love for us is infinitly strong.

I praise my father,my king,my creator.

God by Werty Underwood May 13, 2005