Vagin 

The act of polishing a piece of woodwork (typically a table) with ones vagina. It is believed to have originated in Italy, often employed when wealthy merchants, aristocrats, and religious figures made custom orders from master woodworkers. The technique has remained a trade secret among masters of woodworking guilds till this day, however there is a rumor that Pope Leo XI, also known as the Lightning Pope had requested a for the finest table to made for his personal chamber, to which the woodworkers guild master replied "Do not worry for the tables quality your Holiness. My wife, she is very juicy", suggesting that a moist vagina is required.

Patron: And what do you say of this pieces quality?

Woodworker: See for yourself.

Patron: Oh it is so smooth and well varnished!

Woodworker: Ahh you have a fine eye. It has been vagined by my wife five times, and both my daughter's

thrice. My wife's pussy, it's very juicy.

Vagin by TheDrukenScholar March 14, 2016

Vagina Melt Sandwich

The lesbian sex act in which two women are engaged in tribadism and one, both, or a third party pours melted Velveeta cheese in between their two vaginas. The sound produced is nothing short of exquisite.

Cindy and I got really hungry last night so we popped some Velveeta cheese in the microwave and made ourselves a vagina melt sandwich.

Vagina Melt Sandwich by Ryan J B September 25, 2005

Vagina 

Female genitalia.

When aroused, swells and produces a filmy, whitish lubricant.

Contains a number of nerve endings, none more senstive than the clitoris, an organ a part of the vagina that is formed from the same tissue as the head of the male penish.

Stretchable. Consequently, the wider the penis inserted, the more pleasurable for the woman. However, this is not an elastic wasteband, most women prefer a fairly broad diameter equivalent to that of a fairly thick cucumber.

Approximately six inches deep, sometimes more or less depending on the woman. Suffice to say, the value of a long penis dimishes after 8 inches or when lacking in depth.

Exit for a baby.

He had a 12 inch swizzle stick and kept ramming his fingers in my vagina. Next time I'll just use a dildo.

Vagina by Anonymous June 12, 2003

vagina 

a tasty treat

my vagina smells like sugarcane but taste like flowers

vagina by i love vag May 27, 2009

vagina on wheels 

A fancy name for the Toyota Prius.

what guy in his right state of mind would buy a Toyota Prius? it's a f*ckin' vagina on wheels!

vagina on wheels by YoHomieImDaBombBass March 19, 2011

Vagina Stage Fright 

The act of not being able to pee in a public restroom.

I tried to use the bathroom at the mall and I had vagina stage fright..I froze up and nothing would come out!!

Vagina Stage Fright by Just a random female April 20, 2011

dead vagina 

a girl who cannot feel any pleasure in her vagina, but is not paralyzed from the waist down. her vagina is just dead. she cannot get wet if fingered, and will stop in mid orgasm to answer the phone, and act like nothing happened, which will mind fuck a man horribly.

ciara has such a dead vagina she would not get wet for me or anyone else for that matter.

dead vagina by My name is Mr. Burns January 9, 2010