The act of polishing a piece of woodwork (typically a table) with ones vagina. It is believed to have originated in Italy, often employed when wealthy merchants, aristocrats, and religious figures made custom orders from master woodworkers. The technique has remained a trade secret among masters of woodworking guilds till this day, however there is a rumor that Pope Leo XI, also known as the Lightning Pope had requested a for the finest table to made for his personal chamber, to which the woodworkers guild master replied "Do not worry for the tables quality your Holiness. My wife, she is very juicy", suggesting that a moist vagina is required.
Patron: And what do you say of this pieces quality?
Woodworker: See for yourself.
Patron: Oh it is so smooth and well varnished!
Woodworker: Ahh you have a fine eye. It has been vagined by my wife five times, and both my daughter's
thrice. My wife's pussy, it's very juicy.
Woodworker: See for yourself.
Patron: Oh it is so smooth and well varnished!
Woodworker: Ahh you have a fine eye. It has been vagined by my wife five times, and both my daughter's
thrice. My wife's pussy, it's very juicy.
by TheDrukenScholar December 07, 2015
The act of a woman presenting her vagina to a man for observational purposes only. Must last only 10 seconds time.
by BrilliantMeisner April 18, 2012
Kids today are stupid vagins, they think they are all pure and shit, but have had oral/anal sex. Stupid vagins.
by vhunterd September 17, 2007
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The Engineer class from Team Fortress 2 that has a mouth that looks like a woman's vagina, speaks backwards, and usually is seen in gmod videos.
by DohEntertainment February 28, 2010
From the movie "Borat". It is another word for vagina. More specifically, it can be used to describe third-world vagina.
"...but one time my brother get her vagine."
by Von Bon November 18, 2006
by madnis July 29, 2008