sebastian

this guy is the biggest cheater you will ever find,first he is such a cheater and he will rat you out no matter what and dont even start with his obsession of lying
girl-oh that guy is cute
his ex- who?! sebastian... no girl you dont want him he is the biggest cheater ever! and lies
by jeffery.... January 11, 2022
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My favorite sex position, very lovely and romantic and at the same time very wild excelent
by justin's banging booty November 20, 2021
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Fucking insane, bro will lie about whatever comes to mind because he can. Hey will never keep a girl due to him being a fucking idiot. Everyone, everywhere, doesn’t believe a thing that comes out of his mouth and he’s a bit of a whore.
Billie eilish- I don’t know that kid
Jack black- me neither
Eminem- who tf is Sebastian
Rock- I think the kid might need help
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(Verb) stomp your feet loudly, shit your pants and breath heavily in someone's face.

(Noun) an autistic gay italian boy that loves to harass women and check out their boyfriends. He is about 400 pounds and walks like he's gotta shit 24-7. He also loves to say hello by staring at you and calling you hot. He wears a pink hoodie and is really easy to spot in public.
"Oh shit, It's Sebastian. We gotta go, Marline. Hold down the fort for us and hold on for your dear life, Iceberg right ahead!"

"AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! We're too late!"
by MichaelDamien192 March 01, 2024
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A dude who just wanted to be happy without it being at the expense of others. Ended up alone. Has friends but his love life is, in there own words, “over”. In another life they’d probably become a wacky violent criminal. Also a doomer.
Person 1: Have you spoken to Sebastian recently?
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: what did he say?
Person 2: yeah
by downbadsolosimp September 22, 2021
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A Sebastian is a huge loser who likes underaged girls, and enjoys looking at them suffer while he fucks the living shit out of their petite little body. How disgusting...
Girl: "HELP"
Sebastian: "Open your mouth"
by xXxFaze_SebastianxXx May 05, 2022
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Sebastian is smart, cool, perfect, and is very very VERY handsome.
Person A: Hey did you see that new kid at school? He's so cool

Person B: Yea, he's a Sebastian frrrr
by Sebs123 June 14, 2023
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