robby

a perverted black man who carrys condoms in his pockets wishing to get layed

hey buddy stop acting like such a robby
what im not being a robby im just joking
nah man your a robby!

by Robbyhater November 14, 2007

robo

short for robitussin. gives you a bad ass trip. me and my friend would take one full bottle each. it usually takes from like 30 to an hour to start taking effect. you are COMPLETELY numb. you feel like you can do absolutely anything. there isnt a damn thing wrong when you take it; you just feel happy as can be. i felt like hugging everyone. me and my friend would cry and it felt so good for some reason. i think it feels good to just sit down. and when you stand up..its so hard to explain unless you've taken it before, but you just wanna bounce around and you cant feel anything. it feels cool to close your eyes and spin around. i pierced my hips one time and i couldnt feel it AT ALL whatsoever. its my drug of choice even tho i gag at the thought of the taste. me and my friend would just tell eachother EVERYTHING. we have it all on tape and you just dont care what you say, so it would be a good idea to do it with a good friend that you wont regret telling them something personal. we felt really pretty for some reason and like we were just the best people on earth. we took millions of pictures and out hair was messed up and we looked horrible haha. the first time we did it, we had a hangover the next morning but it was damn well worth every second. you might feel sick and that you need to throw up. throw up if you can and you will probably feel better. but ive never thrown up from taking it in liquid form. its fun to go to a park at night or something and just act like a little kid. i also get really horny when im "robotized" but that might just be me. you will most likely slur your words so i think its best to do it at night where everyone is sleeping and wont disturb you. time goes by EXTREMELY slow. we would look at the clock and 2 minutes would have passed. and we would have talked about a hundred different things within those 2 minutes so it felt more like 10 minutes. all you wanna do is talk talk talk and move around alot. have a huge bottle of water or milk or something with you if you dont like the taste of cough syrup. and the best thing about it is ITS LEGAL, technically. where i live, you have to be eighteen to buy it tho. im only fourteen so me and my friend would go to k-mart and just steal a few bottles. we said some stupid shit. you kinda enter another world and have no sense of reality. i took a bottle a few days before the first day of school. i would normally be freaking out and be really nervous about it..but i felt absolutely amazing anyways. it erased everything bad in my life..for that night at least. i guess thats enough. this is just all MY perspective on robo. it may differ for other people.

things me and my friend would say. they will probably make no sense to anyone but this is just what we said while on robo.

"my curtains are like martha stuart on crack."
i said something about living in a "microsoft house"
"my phone number. whos that? THATS ME!"
we were gonna make a band called "dressanescence"
"i wanna spill my heart to my world and my world to my heart"
we wrote everything that we said in a notebook called "the hump book"
"it ran away, it doesnt like you!"
"dont look at the camera!!"
"you're the crack to my curtains"
we had this thing called "the conversation of our lives." it was a conversation we had where we just spilled out all our emotions and it was just amazing.
"that damn eye!" one of my eyes would always be closed but i wouldnt notice it. you can see better with one eye closed.
"elf"
"i ran a mile to get tissues"
"schlump schlump schlump"
"i feel effing lovely!"
i had "mind control" over her cuz everytime i would move my head this certain way she would start doing it.
"penis, go down!"

thats it.
happy tripping.

by robitizedFUCKERrrrrr October 16, 2008

Robbed the Liquor Store

When you are about to either go down on a girl or fuck her and find a condom inside of her. You take it out and eat/fuck her anyway.

-- "Dude, why do you look so defeated?"
-- "I think I robbed the liquor store last night but apparently someone had been there a few hours ahead of me and got away clean."

by kcrosby July 8, 2009

Robocop

Vid. Games

The act of abusing a game's regenerating health system by running out of combat when hurt to trigger a health regain

I ended up beating her by unloading smgs and using the back corner wall to robocop

by Gobblecoque July 14, 2009

Robo-Utopianism

A theoretical socio-economic system based on capitalising from the labour of fully autonomous robotic machines, which would perform all labour in society. It is likely to be the major economic system in the future, when all possible human labour is removed from the production of all goods and services. It would mean that humans no longer have to work and enterprise would become the major way of creating personal wealth. All consumer products would be much cheaper due to the lack of human labour needed for their production. To accommodate for the very high unemployment rate in this system, income tax would be very high on the super-wealthy (70%) to create funds for a citizenry payment (similar to welfare) which all citizens of a country would be entitled to. Inheritance tax would also be very high (90%) to allow everyone equal opportunity to be rich, not just those who inherit their wealth and capitalise on it. Enterprise and human creativity would be at an all time high, as people do not have to work and are able to create things and ideas freely to become rich, and improve their life. It would be the perfect combination of capitalism and communism, which would support the poor and stop excessive wealth accumulation at the cost of the lower classes (such as in capitalism) with its high tax on income, and, it would allow people an opportunity to be rich through their own enterprise and work, which communism denies. It would be the ultimate economic system.

The author thinks Robo-Utopianism is an excellent idea for an economic system and appreciates any feedback on the idea

by TheAnonomousHaZ October 8, 2010

Robbie

Probably the coolest big brother to most and coolest little brother to one person in the world. He is geeky and nerdy but still super strong. He can tear a phonebook right in half. He has the brains, and looks like your average guy. Don't be fooled though. He is a hero to six year olds and an annoying dad to tweeners and teenagers. He is a hubbie that is adored and annoying to his spouse. He is tender hearted but don't expect to see him cry in public much.

"That robbie is so... robbie. He would probably edit his own urban dictionary entry to make himself sound cooler than he actually is..."

by Jumpin' Jack Flash 2010 February 3, 2010

Robo cop

When you jerk off into a bucket, than put it on top of your lady friends head (or guy if you roll that way)

Yo man i robo cop my bitch last night cause she past out and i got mad. i do it all the time when she does not listen to me

by boy jorge March 1, 2009