Robobbit

(when a sex robot may sever (cut or slice in half) or completely dismember one's penis accidentally or intentionally) DUE to bad programming or Misandry

The new sex robot that microshaft, or any AI company will eventually came out with has a mode where if, you dont please her enough by bringing the proper groceries home in time, or vacuum the house in record time, she (the robot) will preform a ROBOBBIT, sneakily waiting to have sex with your robotic wife, she will ROBOBBIT, you next time your in the car together. a.k.a (bite your penis off and spit or throw it out of a window as you drive) *see the bobbit case on wikipedia)

Robobbit by ceratosaur008 November 22, 2018

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Robobitch

The act of stacking a bunch of child vehicles on top of each other and yelling "ROBOBITCH!"

"ROBOBITCH!"

Robobitch by PhillyWalkieBoi3000 November 17, 2016

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Robobitch

A robot in the form of a bitch

That robobitch is always tinkering about with other robots.

Robobitch by CARLEECOO December 18, 2018

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Robobitch

When a nigga is being a slow ass bitch
Like an old rundown computer

You fuckin robobitch, I wish you would sleep with Cardiana so you can catch all kinds of shit like a fucking Pokémon trainer

Robobitch by ReesesPieces445 July 17, 2019

Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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