Goon Hunter 

A cunning individual who shamelessly utilizes unrelated photos of themselves in conversations with the covert intention of luring unsuspecting victims into following or subscribing to their OnlyFans or other adult-oriented content.

Person: "Dude, I just got my ass handed to me in that brawl..."

Goon Hunter: "You should not get in a fight you can not handle."
(Attaches a cheeky photo of their ass)

Person: "Haha, you're such a goon hunter!"

Goon Hunter by vrfoxgirllul February 7, 2024

Goon Cocoon 

Another word for goon cave.

Johnny spent ALL DAY gooning in his goon cocoon.

I am going to rent the Las Vegas Sphere and turn it into a goon cocoon.

Goon Cocoon by OilySaltine February 9, 2024

Goon Poisoning 

When you Goon while you have food poisoning. You Goon, Puke, and Shit all at the same time, the perfect trifecta of excrements.

I got food poisoning from red lobster so now I’m going to go goon poisoning.

Goon Poisoning by Bbl master February 23, 2024

Goon Saloon

A place where western cowboys go to jerk off for extended periods of time while edging. Then proceed to have a nice cold drink after.

Clint: Hey Dutch, wanna go to the Goon Saloon?
Dutch: Sure, I have a standoff with Cassidy later and I need to have a clear mind.
Clint: That's exactly what I'm saying Dutch, we need to hit a nice long goon session!
Alonzo: Do y'all got room for one more?
McCree: It's high goon... It's time to go to the goon saloon!

Goon Saloon by JewCrewTripleK_GrandWizard March 15, 2024

Goon Slap 

When a nigga slap yo face as he cum while cumming so hard that it covers you so completely that it can turn a nigg into stay puff marshmallow man. Frequently done to a nigga named jay when he goes to bed too early.

Jay wake up (vigorous goon slap noises)

Goon Slap by Goon slap March 21, 2024

goon kidney 

The goon kidney is the small organ that bulges out of your side during the peak of a gooning sesh.

Dude, what's that under your shirt? Eww, is that your goon kidney? Are you gooning right now??

goon kidney by deezest March 27, 2024

Goon stone 

Like a kidney stone passed by all the dry nut built up from prolonged gooning. Goon stones may be used in the future as renewable energy

I was too gooning for so long I finally passed the goon stone

Goon stone by Gelgate master 123 March 28, 2024