OilySaltine's definitions

Jahooves

Boobs, tits, knickers, jugs, melons, gazungas!!!

Woah, check out those jahooves!
Those jahooves are MASSIVE!
Nah, her jahooves are DEFINITELY fake.

by OilySaltine May 7, 2023

Royal Dump

A big poop.

I gotta take a royal dump.
I just took a royal dump.
If I have anymore French fries I’m gonna have to take a royal dump!

by OilySaltine July 25, 2023

HELP

What white women use in texting instead of “lol” or “lmao.”

Guy: Texts mildly funny thing

White Woman: HELP

by OilySaltine August 9, 2023

Texas pee

When you pee red, usually from a urinary infection.

I just did a Texas pee should I go to the doctor?

by OilySaltine August 19, 2023

fresh cut ass

Wordplay on fresh cut grass, it is when someone rips ass, but it smells oddly pleasant.

Dale just farted, that’s some fresh cut ass.

Looks like Ava ripped fresh cut ass.

by OilySaltine July 9, 2022

movie science

Made up bullshit to explain something insane (like superpowers) in a movie. Usually stems from something broad such as quantum mechanics.

That film wasn’t realistic, their was batshit insane things explained my total movie science.

by OilySaltine May 9, 2022

Muttnut

An annoying dog owner. Used on the subreddit r/DogFree to rank on them.

Cathy is always letting her filthy dog poop around my yard! She's such a muttnut!

by OilySaltine August 26, 2024