grave cancer

grave cancer is when somebody is buried underground and still has cancer and is just rotting away, the term is also mentioned as a insult when some old woman (or guy) is giving u hard time and is complaining about everything and everyone

old woman: i thought i told u boys to .
you: shut the fuck up ol fuckin piece of grave cancer!!!!

by MrRon July 9, 2006

super cancer

A "super" deadly strain of cancer that can be contracted a near infinite amount of ways and its results are always fatal and terrible.

"That city was just wiped out by an epidemic of super cancer!"

by Amish Man May 29, 2008

Cankerblossom

Once heard at a Mid-Summer Night's Dream, it has become my favorite word. In modern times it can be interpreted as a herpes sore. Not a very pleasant sight.

That cankerblossom on her lip told me that she got around.
Also:
Shne was b eing such a Cankerblossom last week when she slept with that one kid at a party.

by Olathe North March 1, 2009

Cancer Splash

When someone with cancer coughs on you.

"oh my god cancer splasher just coughed on me".

by john abdhule October 30, 2008

Caiger

The act of cleaning off excess sauce from a condiment bottle or utensil by licking it clean, leaving foul smelling saliva traces upon it.

"Who's well Caigered the HP bottle?"
"I was spreading mayo in my sarnie and the cunt nicked the knife and done a proper Caiger on it"

by kingzodac March 12, 2009

Cancer

A lot of edgy kids use it to insult something that they actually really like just to look cool.

Guy: Look, here comes that dork Justin Bieber! HAHAHAHA
Edgy Teenage Boy: LMAO that guy is legit Cancer
*writes about the smell of his hair in his fanboy diary*

by EpicCollision June 23, 2017

the cancer patient

when a guy ejaculates in a girls hair and it gets so hard to get out the girl must shave her head, kind of like getting gum in one's hair.

my girl has to shave her head

why?

bc i came in her hair and she cant get it out

ohh the cancer patient. that is funny

by olko March 30, 2009