Maryland Blues 

Crabs... Maryland is known for its blue crabs and its high std rate. One infected with crabs is also likely to suffer from the blues... the term "maryland blues" spawns from these observations.

Sorry babe, I have the Maryland Blues!

Maryland Blues by HanSteveo October 14, 2009

The Blues 

A term pinned by american writer, Washington Irving. A synonym for depression.
Later used as the name of a genre of music.

The old man had the blues.

The Blues by Peter Broz July 4, 2006

bluebox 

A condition, similar to blueballs but applicable to women, in which the genital area is flooded with blood for so long without release that it becomes painful. Can be both a noun and a verb, and used literally or figureatively.

"I was totally going to do it with this guy last night, and we were all making out and what not, then he left, and now I've got a nasty case of bluebox."

"Considering the way the White house owns Congress right now, Harriet Miers is gonna feel totally blueboxed if she doesn't get confirmed."

bluebox by Cosmo October 4, 2005

12 bar bluesorama

1. A skilful piece of music made up on the spot, though sounds perfectly practiced and smooth.

2. Anything that passes as good enough, eg an excuse that is made up on the spot, yet seems viable

Luke: Hey Murph have you got an excuse for being out so late?? Won't your parents be pissed??

Murph: Nah, i'll just do a 12 bar bluesorama.

12 bar bluesorama by SummerOnions October 3, 2008

Bluesilingus 

A sultry mix of blues and jazz....making love to the music.

I hear there's a hot band playing some Bluesilingus downtown.

Bluesilingus by bandanabro November 25, 2009

Blueberry Knightmare

The strongest fucking weed on the face of the planet, its famously strong. Just by inhaling second hand smoke it will knock you out.
The strain was invented by a botanist from Harvard named Gustavo Esparza in the late 80's, he died on march 26, 1995. The evil strain of weed lives on, although there are many imitators out there who just steal the name. You will know when you get the real Blueberry Knightmare

RAUL:Yo! yesterday the party was poppen at 2 a.m. the Dj was Cuttin up Tracks, The Music was Bumpin, people were dancing and grinding on each other, but then this gangster fool named "Casual" walked in smoking on a fat spliff of the infamous BLUEBERRY KNIGHTMARE...
the second hand smoke put everyone to sleep, everybody was on cloud 9

Cuban Pete: wasnt "Casual" the only one smoking it??? i dont know how he could even handle it!!!

Raul: I bet he has a higher tolerance to weed then snoop dogg

Cuban Pete: "Casual" is my hero and role model

Raul: hahaha everyone else in the party got knocked out just by the after smoke

Cuban Pete: God bless Gustavo Esparza the inventor!!!

Blueberry Knightmare by FishyFish2007 January 24, 2010

Bluebook Bob 

A person who is very difficult to work with. One who is demanding and unreasonable, quick to place blame without first researching the facts. A person who does not care about the feelings of others or of the consequences their words and actions have on others. They find it easier to blame someone than to find out the root cause of the problem or ever admit they may be at fault. Their behavior may be attributed to the lack of oxygen to their brain from the constricting outdated mom jeans that they tend to wear.

It would be better to bang your head on a wall over and over again than to hold a conversation with Bluebook Bob.

Bluebook Bob by Tired of Bob March 5, 2012