salad finger 

to have one or more fingers that are swollen from breaking or jamming, and that finger is used to poke fellow employees or finger girls asses with.

I made Eric smell my salad fingers after an intimate night with his mom

salad finger by the real salad finger August 3, 2010

finger me! 

When a person is too desperate to wait for their fuckbuddy, so they decide to stir their pussy yogurt with their clammy fingers.

Bitch 1) DAMNIT! JON! QUIT CLOSING THE FUCKING DRAWER ON YOUR PENIS!
Jon) Sorry, baby!
Bitch 1) (Rips off pants and uses the quintuplets to stir her pussy soup).

finger me! by mooki February 26, 2005

finger wave 

When you're wiping your ass with cheap toilet paper and your finer pops through it so you and up touching your ass hole.

"I was proud of the giant dump I took until I wiped and gave myself a finger wave, then I just felt a little insulted by my own ass."

finger wave by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008

Chinese Finger Trap

When someone grasps on to the head of their cock and at the same time with the same hand grasps onto someone elses and in unison strokes their cocks, not ever breaking the grip or the "trap"

I walk into the diner the other day and the waiter and a customer had their drawers drop and the waiter had their cocks lock in a Chinese Finger Trap.

Chinese Finger Trap by dorsey2 June 17, 2007

Stank Finger 

1 of ur fingers with poop on it that you stick in ppl face.

He gave me the stank finger

Stank Finger by Rusty Anus October 31, 2003

Five Finger Discount 

When you wrap five fingers around someone's neck and don't let go until their head explodes...

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... Then you grab your bags, wave good-bye to the other customers and exit the store in a calm but swift manner.

Customer #1: "What exactly just happened?"

Customer #2: "He just used his five finger discount."

Customer #1: "Oh... Okay. Shouldn't we like, call the cops or something?"

Five Finger Discount by mydnytdeath March 23, 2012

five finger salute 

A hand shake done by two people that are really cool opening the palms of their hands and spreading their fingers, then slapping the back part of your hands together.

"Yo Stevie give me a five finger salute!" said Corey.

five finger salute by cslapper August 22, 2009