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the tube 

London's Underground Metro System

Consisting of 12 lines and a light railway system:

Bakerloo
Central
Circle
District
East London
Hammersmith & City
Jubilee
Metropolitan
Northern
Piccadilly
Victoria
Waterloo & City
And The Docklands Light railway

Although a unique and complicated system it is the oldest underground rail network system in the world... and it shows. Crowded trains, long delays and soaring temperatures are just some of the things daily commuters have to put up with... on a good day. My advice is to travel on a weekend and take plenty of water.

It's a fun place to doss around but not that fun if you have to use it everyday, day in day out. Skating in the underground is the best though.

Useless facts:
- Angel Station has the longest underground escalator in the whole of the underground, taking 80 seconds and raising 90 vertical feet.
-Less than 50% of the tube is actually underground
-Central London's stations are extremely crowded, the closests being just 0.16miles, making it quicker to walk.
Mind the gap

Please Refrain from Skateboards anywhere on the London Underground

This train terminates at... Edgware
the tube by Shaun001 May 16, 2005
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milk the tube steak 

To touch one's self unnecessarily in genital area. Also known as jerkin' off, or chokin' the chicken.
Jesse loves to milk the tube steak day after day.

Lindsay will help Jesse milk his tube steak.
Related Words

pink tube monster 

a word ment to define a female rapist below the age of thirty
Ms. detely is acting like a pink tube monster
pink tube monster by frend rone November 16, 2010
A grenade launcher on modern warfare 1,2 that only douche bags and people with no skill use. They may only be used if you are trying to unlock the attachable shotgun.
That little shit just noob tubed me, what a douche
Noob Tube by Jon jane February 15, 2010

cold tube 

let's go drink a few cold tubes
cold tube by Todd October 4, 2006
vagina, bearded oyster
"put some lube on your pube tube rube, here comes my dum dum bullet"
pube tube by theWestHamfan December 29, 2003

lube my tube 

lube my tube is what I have to do whenever I jack off.
Every morning before I take care of my morning wood, I have to lube my tube first.
lube my tube by USAF Cadet August 13, 2021