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groovy tube

slang used by hippies to refer to either
1. a dildo

2. a penis
EWWWWW i found your moms groovy tube!

hey baby, wanna have a suck on my groovy tube?
by DJ Squiggly January 6, 2009
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noob tube

The noob tube is employed by noobs in the Modern Warfare series to clear out hostile infantry as a final stand.
The noob tube is a small tube attached to a weapon capable of firing 40mm explosive rounds. (Also 2 shot grenade launcher used in Left 4 Dead)
by thezambie March 1, 2017
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you-tubing

The process in which a person spends a large length of time watching clips on you-tube. Usually, this is time that should be spending doing other things like homework.
Person one: "You get the math project done?"

Person two: "No, I was you-tubing most of the night."
by ladyvegas22 November 25, 2009
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Freedom Tube

A freedom tube is the name given to the ventilator administered to non-vaccinated Covid-19 patients. It is ostensibly used by 'liberals' on the sub/Reddit forum r/HermanCainAward as means of making fun of people who have died of Covid-19 while promoting anti-mask, anti-vax, or Covid-hoax views.
Johnny spent 21-days in ICU on the freedom tube before they put him in the forever box. He died doing what he loved: Owning the Libs.
by NoNameMcName September 21, 2021
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tube steak

Seems like everybody on the high school team was offering tube steak to the boy cheerleaders on the bus on the trip back home.
by Richard Black May 13, 2005
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Noob Tube

Any explosive device that is mounted to the gun in a game.
Good for firing at multiple enemies coming around a corner.
Bad for firing at one guy who can be easily dispatched with one bullet.
"IT'S A TACTICAL ATTACHMENT!!!!!!!QUIT USING IT LIKE A NOOB TUBE!!!!"
by Gamer117 December 11, 2009
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cock tube

When you see a slut with an adams apple... shes probably got a dick or hundreds down her cock tube before (air tube).
Billy: Wow robyn is such a slut.. Jack: yee but i'd stick my dick down her cock tube any day!
by joey hyucke March 7, 2008
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