going down the donkey trail 

When a heterosexual woman is ready to take the plunge and go down on another woman.

Jessica said even though she enjoys strip clubs, she's not ready for going down the donkey trail.

going down the donkey trail by Leo VaJJ March 29, 2011

The Donald 

The Donald = Unadulterated Horseshit.

The Donald is an Internet forum hosted on Reddit created in support of Donald Trump.

Can we get our vote back ?
That’s Horseshit ! Horseshit ! You show no respect for me or my golf course. The Donald

The Donald by GetOffaMyLawn May 29, 2017

The Dons 

Wicked hot spot for kids in Wellington, Florida to hang out.

Girl: Hey man, you going to The Dons tonight to get wasted?
Guy:Yeah bro im going to be wicking so hard.

The Dons by Jah Rasta April 16, 2006

The Donkey Kong 

When you insert a banana in a bitch's ass and she squeezes the banana out while leaving the peel behind.

Mike: Yo Jake, I did the donkey kong with my bitch last night

Jake: dude that's ruthless
Mike: yeah man I got banana all over the bathroom floor

Jake: I might try it tonight with that ignorant slut Jane

The Donkey Kong by DopeBoss January 28, 2016

palm the donkey 

Masturbation due to desperation, boredom, or horniness especially after watching anything with Jessica Alba, Monica Bellucci, or Lucy Liu however these are not binding conditions. Just plain ole masturbation, your understanding friend.

Dude, he went into the stall to palm the donkey.

Isn't that illegal?

palm the donkey by midnightteabagger June 13, 2006

The Donald 

The act of approaching random women to grab them by the pussy. (Typically only if you have enough money to bribe them into silence if things go south)

"Hey, did you see Thomas just hit that girl with the Donald?"
"Yeah, you can do that when you have enough money I hear."

The Donald by Jaresaurousrex December 19, 2016

dip the donkey 

A game in which you and various friends submerge your genitalia into to scalding hot, abrasive liquids and see who can last the longest.

That round of dip the donkey was damn competitive.

dip the donkey by Jonballz February 8, 2004