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Masturbation due to desperation, boredom, or horniness especially after watching anything with Jessica Alba, Monica Bellucci, or Lucy Liu however these are not binding conditions. Just plain ole masturbation, your understanding friend.
Dude, he went into the stall to palm the donkey.

Isn't that illegal?
by midnightteabagger June 11, 2006
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