Smoking the hog

The act of ripping blinkers on a waxpen while jerking off. The subsequent head rush (on both ends) is said to be highly euphoric.

I had a shitty week at work, so I’m going home and smoking the hog. I found some really good porn, grabbed my vape, and started to beat my meat like it owed me money.

by Huge_Midget January 30, 2022

smoking dat brenda pack

it's just a joke for when u see brenda and u say this to see if she'll cry or sum.

*omm we smoking dat brenda pack*

by Ohtheyfearu February 18, 2022

smoking google

When someone is talking straight-up talk

Vinay: This man is smoking google right now!
Ben: What does that even mean?
Vinay: Take a look at this guy, doesn't even know what smoking google means ong!

by vinaysmells April 4, 2022

Smoking Joker

When you are talking about something NSFW but you don't want to disclose the details.

+Lost my job today.

-Oh shit, sorry to hear that. How?

+Smoking Joker.

-..what?

by aruari May 27, 2022

SOTing

To play/be playing the hit Rare Xbox exclusive, (unless you count PC) title Sea of Thieves.

Hey mum, sorry I was up all night SOTing, i hope i wasn't too loud and it kept you up. Maybe tonight me and dad can SOT together.

by shroooblé July 16, 2022

Smoking lily

Irish slang for a poo left behind in the loo.

That bollix left a smoking lily in the jacks, he never flushes after himself !

by 0xB0D July 19, 2022

Smoking rationed cigarettes

Give up hope on life (or some other thing depending on the context)

Reference to Viktor Frankl's book Man's Search For Meaning.

In Nazi concentration camp where Dr Frankl was imprisoned. The prisoners were rationed cigarettes that they could exchange for bowls of soup. When you see someone smoking their cigarettes, it meant they gave hope on life and we're waiting for death to take them.

Sam: How's Life?

Bill: Nothing great. I'm smoking rationed cigarettes.

Here Smoking rationed cigarette means giving hope on something

by AronMaxwell August 17, 2022