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road rules 

a show on mtv that only keeps straight gangsters
yo did you see that road rules bitch she was hot.
road rules by holla July 12, 2003
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road racing 

Wheel-to-wheel automobile racing on a road course track, which involves a variety of turns and elevation changes. It is real racing on a real race track, and has no connection to illegal street racing.
"Formula 1 is the best road racing I've seen"
road racing by TurboDC4 November 16, 2007

road muffin 

1. When you are stuck in traffic and you take a shit in a cup and stash it under your seat.

2. A ho you bring on a long road trip.
"Damn i left a road muffin in my car and now it smells like shit!"

"Jenny's my road muffin, she gave me head all the way to Denver."

road fuck 

When you fuck your boyfriend while he's driving.
Bipin was depressed and horny so Ishita road fucked him while he drove to cheer him up.
road fuck by road hand December 18, 2011

road beer 

noun.- an alcoholic beverage made by brewing and fermentation from cereals, usually malted barley, and flavored with hops and the like for a slightly bitter taste... TO GO.
"If we're gonna leave, I'm gonna grab some road beers for the walk back."

Fogell: Hell yeah we should get some road beers! -Super Bad
road beer by Rashaad Ingram April 20, 2008
The red, raw area around your mouth that comes from making out with someone who has lots of facial hair. Some people consider it to be a badge of honor. It's been acknowledged in some scientific communities that Road Rash was once a sign of nobility.
Cheryl: Kenneth gave me some serious Road Rash last night. It feels like his beard peeled 25 layers of skin off of my face. Awwwww'right.