Midgettitus

The disease of being short or small

Hey that guy must suffer from midgettitus

by mvh and bung January 11, 2012

Midget Paddle

A very important object, used for many things, such as :

a paddle for midgets in case of a hurricane
a paddle to balance random object on
a paddle-acting as a bat in activities such as apple baseball
a paddle-acting as a microphone

a paddle-doubling as an instrument

an all-over entertaining object.

Friend: " Ay mate, you bring the midget paddle tonight?"

Me: " Yea of course, the party wouldn't start without it! "

by Ninjamorning November 10, 2012

midgetize

to smallen something

My sweater midgetized in the dryer

by TeeeyyaawwwnnneeeCatnip March 7, 2013

Midner

Short for midnight dinner. When you have dinner at midnight or a little later because you didn't have it earlier.

Carla: "I worked 14 hours at the office and I can't believe it's 12 at night. I haven't even had dinner."
Dave: "I'll make you some pasta when we get home, babe. Your gonna have a nice midner."

by La French February 9, 2015

Midge Hands

When somebodys hands turn dwarf-like when in contact with a large penis.

Not only did Brad's cock dislocate my jaw last night but when I touched it I went full on midge hands.

by batshitcray February 22, 2015

Midget Arm Syndrome

When a person has arms that are wider than they are long. This, giving the appearance that they are shorter than they actually are.

Person 1: "Wow Dan's arms are short!"
Person 2: "It's an illusion, he's got midget arm syndrome. They're 15" that's why..."

by B4tm4n October 14, 2015

Midget Party

cacophemism for a 'little' get t ogether

He: Are you going to the Midget Party tonight?
She: That's un-PC & offensive!
He: Ok, we're having a little get together later, you in?

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 27, 2015