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funny junk

1 website, www.funnyjunk.com

2 random funny stuff. ex somthing completely random but oddly hilarious.
1: bob: hey jim did you check out funny junk today?
jim: yah, pokohomo but the funniest thing ever up.

2: tim: hey joe look at this guy ride is motorcicle backwars on the highway!
joe:thats some funny junk
by tibbly September 6, 2010
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Space Junk

The dead satellites, discarded rocket casings, and so forth that orbit the Earth, creating a hazard for space shuttles.
With all the space junk that gridles the planet it is a wonder that NASA hasn't done more to clean it up.
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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knockin' junk

knockin' junk - having sex (similar to bumpin' uglies)
Man, we waz knockin' junk all night long 'til I couldn't walk.
by TooSick4U April 12, 2007
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untuck your junk

To "man up", or start acting like man. Refers to the act of reversing the tucking (thus untucking) one's junk (i.e. penis) between one's thighs.
Kenny: I like this girl, but I am not sure sure she'll go out with me. What if she says no?
Goldie: Dude, untuck your junk from between your legs already, and ask her out!
Kenny: Okay. Goldie, will you go out with me?
Goldie: I don't appreciate this, Kenny.
by artist6000 June 12, 2010
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Don't touch my junk!

Infamous, now viral, phrase uttered by John Tyner of Oceanside after refusing to be subjected to an airport body scanner and subsequent thorough pat down.

Can also be used in any social setting where you just want people to stop bothering you with uninteresting things.
TSA - "Sir, we need to pat you down..."
JT - "Don't touch my junk!"

Boring friend- "Hey man, you want to see these slides from my family summer vacation?"

JT - Don't touch my junk!"
by alexgb72 November 19, 2010
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mountain junk

Noun. The potent, and usually putrid, crotch odor that develops after about four days of sustained, strenuous activity without benefit of a bath; the malodorous mixture of testicle and ass sweat. Often associated with multi-day backpacking, biking or climbing trips.
I didn't realize I had mountain junk until I changed my underwear this morning.
by jrw April 28, 2005
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Tossing your junk

Basicaly to masurbate

some other slang termss may include "Buffing the bannana" "bopping the bolony" "Chocking the chicken" "Cuffing the carrot" "Jerking off" "spanking the monkey" and "whipping the willy"
Guy1- "So were you tossing your junk all night last night after seeing that girl"
Guy2 "Hell yeah you bet I did mate she was so damn hot why did you?"
Guy1 "Ew no way dude that would be so gross that bitch was just bare ugly"
by Anonymous454234 April 14, 2010
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