artist6000's definitions

doggystyle face

when bitch be so ugly, you gotta flip her to doggy-style just to get through it

Yaggi: I got my doggystyle face on, don't look at me!

by artist6000 February 3, 2022

trumped

To be grabbed by the pussy without consent. Based on a 2005 recording of 2016 presidential candidate Donald Trump bragging about being able to grab women “by the pussy” as acceptable behavior for celebrities.

Kenny: So she sat next to you the whole time, and you didn't try anything?
Dave: What was I supposed to do. Not like I'm gonna trump her just like that.
Kenny: Dude, I know but you never know. She might like getting trumped. It's not like Ivy's 16.

Dave: Or is she?
Kenny: :|
Kenny: brb seeking long-term therapy

by artist6000 October 15, 2016

vag'd

A person who has a vagina, i.e. a female.

Tara, as a vag'd american, why do you know how to make dicks look bigger with angle pics?

by artist6000 June 26, 2016

corona sex

Sex people with the coronavirus can have when they've both been tested positive while everyone else is social distancing

Looking for Corona sex. A/S/L & Corona-positive. DM me if you down

by artist6000 April 3, 2020

angel break

The act of a woman taking a masturbation break, usually from work. It's also used as a tongue-in-cheek rational for a woman abruptly leaving a sexually-heated chat-room conversation, with an unexpected "gtg" or a "brb", prompting response from others, "she's on an Angel break."

Bob: How was your day Alice?
Alice: Work was hellish. Had to take an Angel Break in the middle of it
Bob: Right there in your office?
Alice: Yeah I can close the door. It was quick, but much needed.
Bob: That's hot.
Alice: mmHmm.

by artist6000 November 18, 2017

untuck your junk

To "man up", or start acting like man. Refers to the act of reversing the tucking (thus untucking) one's junk (i.e. penis) between one's thighs.

Kenny: I like this girl, but I am not sure sure she'll go out with me. What if she says no?
Goldie: Dude, untuck your junk from between your legs already, and ask her out!
Kenny: Okay. Goldie, will you go out with me?
Goldie: I don't appreciate this, Kenny.

by artist6000 June 12, 2010

bear-chooser

A bear-chooser is a woman who would choose the bear over a man, in the in the viral social-media debate, "Man or bear" in which women consider whether they would prefer to be alone in the woods with a man or a bear.

Whoopi: I'm going with the bear also because the bear will not shoot me.
man: Oh, so you're a bear-chooser.

by artist6000 November 30, 2024