pluto denier

A person who denies the 2006 decision to downgrade the status of Pluto from a planet to that of a minor planet designation. Deniers primarily content that the the new criteria for qualification of a stellar object to be a planet, namely requiring the clearing the neighborhood around its orbit, would exclude Mars, Jupiter, Neptune and even Earth, because they all share their orbits with asteroids.

Kenny Gangsta: There are eight planets.
Jamie Madrox: There's nine.
Kenny: Am I missing something? Pluto was plutoed.
Jamie: Oh.... we have a "Pluto denier"

by artist6000 November 21, 2017

vag'd

A person who has a vagina, i.e. a female.

Tara, as a vag'd american, why do you know how to make dicks look bigger with angle pics?

by artist6000 June 26, 2016

lol

What a girl says in DMs when she's not interested in your advances late at night.

Kenny: "I tried shooting my shot with her, but all she kept doing was LOL'ing back."
Brenda: "That means she's just not into you"
Kenny: "You're wise beyond your words"
Brenda: "yeah ok. stop talking to me."

by artist6000 April 18, 2023

workstracted

It's when you can't respond to someone promptly, such as via text or online chat because you are at work and are distracted by it.

Kenny: Hey, Mayvenne. How was your Black Friday? Get any great deals?
Kenny: ??? Mayvenne?
Mayvenne: Oh Sorry Kenny. I was workstracted.

by artist6000 November 27, 2023

corona sex

Sex people with the coronavirus can have when they've both been tested positive while everyone else is social distancing

Looking for Corona sex. A/S/L & Corona-positive. DM me if you down

by artist6000 April 03, 2020

floating island of garbage

Description of Puerto Rico, by comedian Tony Hinchcliffe during a rally for Donald Trump

Tony Hinchcliffe: I don’t know if you guys know this, but there’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico."

by artist6000 October 28, 2024

angel break

The act of a woman taking a masturbation break, usually from work. It's also used as a tongue-in-cheek rational for a woman abruptly leaving a sexually-heated chat-room conversation, with an unexpected "gtg" or a "brb", prompting response from others, "she's on an Angel break."

Bob: How was your day Alice?
Alice: Work was hellish. Had to take an Angel Break in the middle of it
Bob: Right there in your office?
Alice: Yeah I can close the door. It was quick, but much needed.
Bob: That's hot.
Alice: mmHmm.

by artist6000 November 18, 2017