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Human Vibrator

When fucking an epileptic bitch, flip on your strobe light and sit back no-hands while she seizes the shit out of you.
I borrowed your strobe light for the Human Vibrator with Angela.
by Steve Shifty Shaft January 17, 2011
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Human Vacuum

One who sucks many a dick, much like a vacuum sucks up dirt. Most of the time it is a woman.
Example 1
Bill : I heard that broads a real human vacuum.
Franky : Yeah, she sucks a lot of cock.
Example 2
Bill (the cox) Clinton : Wow, i'll tell you, Monica is one hell of a human vacuum.
by pete samprass (nick and les) January 22, 2009
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Human Google

Some one who is quiet intelligent, and witty. People often ask him (usually a him) questions relating to all topics. He can often answer you faster than a Google search. Also known as the Googlist, Googler, and the Google. He is all knowing , and powerful.
Jake: *reads* What the hell does this mean?

Eric: Text the human google!
by Unknown_Source_ 19 August 18, 2010
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human hole-in-the-bag

A close friend or acquaintance that is not ever funded, or is; that always has thier mits in your (whatever the vice is) sack , constantly draining your supply
Goin to the get together with the human hole-in-the-bag, maybe some one else will have some product so he can drain their sack of goodies.
by UNITED WRIOT June 24, 2014
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Human Suitcase

When a midget on roller skates wears all your clothes and you pull him through the airport. From Stefon to Seth Meyers on SNL, season 36, episode 15.
Stefon was so late in packing for his trip to Key West, he had to use a Human Suitcase to get his shit together.
by Edward in Oil City March 1, 2011
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human vulture

A human vulture is a person who sucks EVERYTHING out of someone, and moves on to the next person; continuing the repeated cycle. They always have new victims. Somehow they manipulate everyone to their side. Watch out for these people.
He's a human vulture; watch out for him.
by thetruthlieshere March 3, 2015
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Human race

Consists of many races such as:
White
Black
Asain
Nascar
Guy 1: there is only 1 race, the human race
Guy 2: what about nascar?
by Bluethunder86 March 14, 2019
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