Crotchety

Crotchety: (1) Expressing opinion with exaggerated opposition.

(2) May be accompanied by airs of senior entitlement.

(3) Use of grumpy deflection when the target of conversation is directed at them.

My father complains a lot about anything that crosses his mind, he's a crotchety old man!

When I'm tired and hungry, I get a little crotchety.

"I don't need to get my hearing checked, you need to stop mumbling." Geeze, dad! Don't be so crotchety!

by espressowhip916 January 28, 2013

useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket

Completely useless

Knowing how to fold socks in 10 different ways is as useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket.

by Blake November 12, 2002

Butter Crotch

The pubic hair of a naturally blonde girl.

When I asked Veronica if she was a natural blonde, she pulled down her pants and said "Yup. I'm a Butter Crotch."

by milkman51 August 30, 2009

crotch

a place for holding things such as sodas while in the car freeing your hands to do other things.

"do you want to put your drink in a holder?"
"no, i've got a crotch, crotches are good for holding things."

by matizzle (they took jess lol) July 20, 2008

Pizza Crotch

Someone who is infected with multiple STDs, making their crotch resemble a pizza with toppings.

That chick goes with anyone. Total pizza crotch.

by MrBadExample19 November 14, 2006

crotch cricket

A pubic louse.

I'mo gonna give dat biotch da kobe special if i found out she gave me crotch crickets.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 31, 2003

crotch

the area of the body which, when hit, cause those watching to laugh hysterically.

The video of that guy getting whacked in the crotch by a line drive just cracks me up!

by kraw-ch aka ooooowwwwwwwwww October 13, 2003