Pizza Dick

A guy who seems like he wouldn't be beyond sticking his dick through the bottom of a delivery pizza just to get some ass.
Man, that guy is so sketchy. He's a total pizza dick.

Take it easy pizza dick, you are scaring everyone away.
by MrBadExample19 November 13, 2006
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Pizza Crotch

Someone who is infected with multiple STDs, making their crotch resemble a pizza with toppings.
That chick goes with anyone. Total pizza crotch.
by MrBadExample19 November 14, 2006
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