Five o’clock Vodka

Five O’clock Vodka is the cheapest fifth in almost any liquor store guaranteed. Mineral spirits disguised as a fifth. Upon drinking, the brave souls must sign a mental waiver guaranteeing explosive diarrhea in exchange for waking up in a dumpster with 2 Chinese hookers, an extreme headache, and 2 packs of pall mall ultra lights. It’s the gift that keeps giving until you find yourself in the throes of rejection forcing yourself to vomit over and over. But at 5.99 a fifth, I’ll take my chances. Buyer beware.

Dan purchased a fifth of five o’clock vodka, and woke up the next morning in a space station watching loony tunes reruns, tied to a stripper pole

by AssEatersGlobal May 17, 2018

slippery volcano

the term 'slippery volcano' is used to describe a coital act taking place during menses.

"let's do the slippery volcano. don't worry about the mess, that's what towels were invented for."

by like you want November 8, 2009

voracious

Adjective meaning extremely greedy or gluttonous.

Timmy was such a voracious ass eater it took his dental hygienist a whole hour to clean the hardened bits of shit off his teeth.

by silkpouch January 2, 2009

VoiceCrack_Lensar

Indian

VoiceCrack_Lensar is an indian

by VeryPrivatePseudonym June 21, 2019

volume officer

one who has an incessant tendency to fluctuate the volume on a television based on anticipation of loud noises, crude language, or a sex scene despite numerous requests to stop.

"Hey volume officer, why don't you take your badge off for a minute and set the remote down."

by 123baseball321 March 23, 2009

vonderhorst

When someone coughs you say vonderhorst. sort of like a bless you when someone sneezes.

*cough*
VONDERHORST

by camelbakblondies December 5, 2011

Harry Von

Royal Marines slang/prefix for an adjective.

Commonly used to describe oneself as being Harry Von Turbo Skinters (no money), Harry Von Red Pigs (hot) Harry Von Ice Bats (cold)

There are numerous variations.

In norway...
"It is bloody Harry Von Ice Bats today!"
On return from 3 day bender...
"Only got paid on friday and I'm already Harry Von Turbo Skinters"

by mrtomfrom45 November 2, 2011