splatter bomb

when a man defecates in his hand, mid sex, then smashes his hand full of shit into the girls face causing a splatter of fecal matter all over the room.

yeah man i gave your mom a splatter bomb last night and watched her clean it up

by footlongdick March 10, 2022

Splatshitpiss

When you piss a chunk of jizz, then poop a massive, sticky, smelly piece of poo. (Sometime this poo catches on to your booty hair.) It sticks to the toilet and your mom will scream in terror of this monstrous being.

Mom: Hey son, why is there a muddy rock in our toilet? And why is it so smel- OH MY GOD!

Son: mom it is a splatshitpiss

by Prirndurbebd April 7, 2022

Splatoonsexual

Joke/Fake sexuality

A person who is romantically/sexually attracted to characters from the Splatoon franchise or original characters from the Splatoon universe.

Person 1: i think the Squid Sisters are kinda hot, i bought all their merch, i even took out a loan.

Person 2: Dude you're either Splatoonsexual or just weird

by NotLucaTheGhost April 21, 2022

Splatterchatting

The act of masturbating during a call

they where splatterchatting all night

by JDA2910 August 14, 2022

Splatingus

(spla-ting-ous)

(A horse) that cannot griddy-up.

"omg that horse looks sick, and its fallen and cannot splatingus."

by val!!<3 March 3, 2023

Doodoo Splatter

When you go to a restroom and doodoo the shit out of everything in there, rendering the restroom unusable and
horrendously smelly.

Dominic spent 10 minutes out of class in the bathroom (a sign indicating the person has a case of Doodoo Splatter). We then told the janitor to take the day off, because he'll need some rest for his weekend job cleaning up the restroom.

by rawrthaas February 25, 2010

Cosmic Splatdam

When a man orbits his testicles around a woman's face drops his balls in her mouth all before ejaculating on her chest.

Did you hear Adam gave her a cosmic splatdam last night?

by benzanato December 14, 2010