splatpack 

The term for a swollen vagina after vigorous "exercise" yet the owner of the vagina is still horny resulting in a swollen, wet bulge which upon impact creates a splat sound.

Damn, that bitch's splatpack just gushed on my hand.

Watch out when you go in there, I just gave that girl a nasty splatpack.

splatpack by Kale T January 7, 2008

splatpack 

An ignorant trash talking australian known for molesting kangeroos and drinking heavily while cursing constantly!

I am poo therefore i am splatpack!

splatpack by larry parsons January 13, 2004

splatbasket 

A sock that has been used for purposes of masturbation. Any sock can become a splatbasket, but not all splatbaskets will ever be socks again. It will require some real washing.

Jerry's room is a TV, a recliner and two dozen splatbaskets on the floor around his chair. It kind of smells.

splatbasket by Nab Jabkin December 8, 2009

Splashpack 

Tierd of water splashing all up in your ass when your taking a dumb? Well, a splashpack solves this problem.

Just take a few layers of TP and place it in the toilet, covering the whole surface. This way the TP will take the hit when the shit hits the water. And boom you can now take dump without getting urin in your rectum.

My splashpack broke the other day, and I got all wet... :S

Splashpack by nocoffeeman August 2, 2010

Slaptack 

A sudden sensation of pain to ones nuts or vag-bone; Caused by a quick flick of the wrist.

Gary started to cry after Kent slaptacked him in his ball sack.

Slaptack by Ohnoslut February 11, 2010

Splat Pack

The Splat Pack is made up of filmmakers that have rekindled horror films. The term was coined by Alan Jones of Total Film. Members include Rob Zombie, Eli Roth, Alexandre Aja, Neil Marshall, James Wan, Leigh Whannell, Darren Lynn Bousman and Greg McClean. The group has been credited with bringing back the era of graphic R-Rated movies and reversing the PG-13 rated horror movie trend. The members usually have their films recut by the MPAA board in due to the content of their work yet continue to have a string of succesful films.

I can not stand these PG-13 horror movies. The Splat Pack make better and more intense horror movies.

Splat Pack by horrormoviefanscom October 17, 2008

spatjack 

To cum onto somebody; to do a cumshot.

Ouch! You spatjacked in my eye you cunt!

spatjack by Bradders1011 November 9, 2006