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splatpack 

The term for a swollen vagina after vigorous "exercise" yet the owner of the vagina is still horny resulting in a swollen, wet bulge which upon impact creates a splat sound.
Damn, that bitch's splatpack just gushed on my hand.

Watch out when you go in there, I just gave that girl a nasty splatpack.
splatpack by Kale T January 7, 2008
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splatpack 

An ignorant trash talking australian known for molesting kangeroos and drinking heavily while cursing constantly!
I am poo therefore i am splatpack!
splatpack by larry parsons January 13, 2004
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splatbasket 

A sock that has been used for purposes of masturbation. Any sock can become a splatbasket, but not all splatbaskets will ever be socks again. It will require some real washing.
Jerry's room is a TV, a recliner and two dozen splatbaskets on the floor around his chair. It kind of smells.
splatbasket by Nab Jabkin December 8, 2009

Splashpack 

Tierd of water splashing all up in your ass when your taking a dumb? Well, a splashpack solves this problem.

Just take a few layers of TP and place it in the toilet, covering the whole surface. This way the TP will take the hit when the shit hits the water. And boom you can now take dump without getting urin in your rectum.
My splashpack broke the other day, and I got all wet... :S
Splashpack by nocoffeeman August 2, 2010

Slaptack 

A sudden sensation of pain to ones nuts or vag-bone; Caused by a quick flick of the wrist.
Gary started to cry after Kent slaptacked him in his ball sack.
Slaptack by Ohnoslut February 11, 2010

Splat Pack

The Splat Pack is made up of filmmakers that have rekindled horror films. The term was coined by Alan Jones of Total Film. Members include Rob Zombie, Eli Roth, Alexandre Aja, Neil Marshall, James Wan, Leigh Whannell, Darren Lynn Bousman and Greg McClean. The group has been credited with bringing back the era of graphic R-Rated movies and reversing the PG-13 rated horror movie trend. The members usually have their films recut by the MPAA board in due to the content of their work yet continue to have a string of succesful films.
I can not stand these PG-13 horror movies. The Splat Pack make better and more intense horror movies.
Splat Pack by horrormoviefanscom October 17, 2008

spatjack 

To cum onto somebody; to do a cumshot.
Ouch! You spatjacked in my eye you cunt!
spatjack by Bradders1011 November 9, 2006
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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