Definitions by rawrthaas

Doodoo Splatter 

When you go to a restroom and doodoo the shit out of everything in there, rendering the restroom unusable and
horrendously smelly.

Dominic spent 10 minutes out of class in the bathroom (a sign indicating the person has a case of Doodoo Splatter). We then told the janitor to take the day off, because he'll need some rest for his weekend job cleaning up the restroom.

Doodoo Splatter by rawrthaas February 25, 2010

Fartknocker 

An infamous childhood insult. A bridge between more daring and colorful grown-up insults such as motherfucker and shithead.

Anna: Uh, Jake, clean up your room for once.
Jake: Maybe I will if you leave, fartknocker!

Immature Adult in bathroom washing hands: Huhuhuhu, HEY FARTKNOCKER, I CAN SMELL YOUR SHIT! *Runs out of bathroom*

Adult in the bathroom taking a dump: Motherfucker.. shithead.

Fartknocker by rawrthaas February 25, 2010

Fathead 

Someone who's head has a unusually large circumference or bears a resemblance to John Madden.

Mark: Anna, move yo fathead lookin' ass, I can't see the board.
Anna: Shut up!

Mark: You look like John Madden... yo fathead lookin' ass!

Fathead by rawrthaas February 25, 2010