The act of eating out a man's anus while simultaneously giving him a foot job (stimulation to ejaculation through friction generated between foot/feet and penis). The act is accomplished by having the man sit on the face of the person giving the sneaker snacker, while his or her legs wrap around the man's body to administer the foot job aspect.
I was giving this guy the ol' sneaker snacker when my hamstrings cramped up on me, and I had to give up.
by William H. Oznaut November 6, 2006
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All they have are witless quips and barbs at people they envy and snide, one line put-downs of anyone and everyone with more of a life than they have.
All they have are witless quips and barbs at people they envy and snide, one line put-downs of anyone and everyone with more of a life than they have.
by Reg Dwight September 7, 2003
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A snickers candy bar that has been tainted, defiled, or otherwise contaminated by human excretions of any nature and then distributed for human consumption without knowledge of said contamination.
That guy kept sending me P.M's all night without asking , i hope somebody gives him a Dirty Snickers.
by Big_Rusty_Snickers May 2, 2018
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Get the Have a snickers mug.An adolescent thief who steals the stickers out of magazines in bookstores. Doing so is often a form of training for future professional shoplifters.
"My Sticker Ninja skills are far superior to yours, everything I own is covered with meaningless stickers!"
"Dude, did you see that Sticker Ninja? He totally just tore a page out!"
"Dude, did you see that Sticker Ninja? He totally just tore a page out!"
by smokeycut December 26, 2008
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Damn it! It's 5:02! I was hoping to get a knobby from that slicker on the corner today. Maybe tomorrow...
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