kungfu action jesus

Aang from avatar the abridged series who has Jesus power

aang is kungfu action jesus

by sonic869 September 22, 2009

Jeshua

a guy with a huge dick and is a really rare name

his name is Jeshua

by lil_bigtoe May 7, 2018

Jessca

A LAME girl who is one of the most gullible, yet sweetest chicks out there. She can make your day without even trying, and will embarrass the hell out of you if you do something gay.(aka sweet) You can talk to her without noticing that the sun has started to rise. Her smile and laugh is contagious. For some odd reason, without even trying, she tends to make one's heart beat faster, one's legs tremble, and one's mind race with anxiety. She'll make you do things you wouldn't normally do, and make one feel awkward in hopes that everything that comes out of one's mouth is perfect. There have been bumps in the road here and there, and even if one went back in time; before all the awkwardness, confusion, and embarrassment; without hesitation, "one" would do it all over again.

Jessca: "you're the lamest. end of story, no questions asked."

One: "Oh! you're in choir?"
Jessca: "(umm its only on my shirt...)"

by mon3yy September 11, 2008

Jesper

Jesper is a name carried by the biggest and strongest guy in the universe. His muscles are so big that he can't even walk through a door. Jespers are the smartest people on the planet, Albert Einsteins full name was actually Albert Jesper Einstein. The massive penises possessed by Jespers put fear into his mates and love into the girls. A normal Jesper usually has 10 girlfriends.

Damn is your name Jesper? Because those are the biggest muscles I have ever seen.

by taibwo921 December 12, 2016

drinking with jesus

The act of drinking in solitude without the connotation of being an alcoholic.

-I can't believe you pregamed alone last night, you're such a loser.
-Bro, I was drinking with Jesus.

by yeeserious October 20, 2005

Jesus-Titty-Fucking-Christ

Used - to great effect - by the boss in 'Team America - World Police.'

(Michael Moore enters)

"Jesus-titty-fucking-Christ!!!!"

(Ham flies everywhere)

by Sean Brian Kirby October 8, 2005

jesse lacey

Singer/guitarist/songwriter of the band Brand New. He's a genius. ex-bassist of the band Taking Back Sunday.

I got a twenty-dollar bill that says no one's ever seen you without makeup.
You're always made up.
And I'm sick of your tattoos,
and the way you always criticize the Smiths... and Morrissey.
And I know that you're a sucker for anything acoustic.
But when I say let's keep in touch,
I really mean I wish that you'd grow up.
This is the first song for your mixtape.
It's short just like your temper,
but somewhat golden like the afternoons we used to spend before you got to cool...

by soco_amaretto_lime July 28, 2008