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Bird Hammer 

A violent sexual act between a male and a female whereby the male places his arm around the head of the female, shapes his fingers into bird or sock puppet like manner, inserts his hand or “Bird” into the naughty bit of the female and finally knees his elbow ferociously to induce a hammer effect.

Whilst the bird hammer has come into trend in the recent years many believe it originates from Auguste Rodin’s “The Thinker”.
“Yo, dog what’s the go with that girl you’re dating?” “G-unit, I can’t take her seriously I bird hammered her on the second date..” *Lolz* *Hi 5*

“I can’t believe she dumped you!” “Don’t worry, I gave her the bird hammered her throughout the breakup sex” *Lolz* *Hi 5*
Bird Hammer by Robbie Blaze August 24, 2011
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pussy hammer 

BOOYAA!!! That bitch got nailed by the PUSSY HAMMER!
pussy hammer by Tunt June 21, 2006

Akron Hammer

A nickname specifically given to Lebron James; coined by Sports Nation's lovely Michelle Beadle.
The Akron Hammer (Lebron James) posterized the Laker's defense.
Akron Hammer by Daddy_Mac November 10, 2009

Yam Hammer 

n.) A fully erect penis, usually one of staggering sive and girth.
Suzy gagged on Neil's yam hammer, despite being an accomplished cocksucker.
Yam Hammer by Blenderhead91 April 4, 2009

Russian hammer time 

When a male is about to ejaculate and he starts hitting the woman on the head with his penis until he comes.
"dude i heard kari did a russian hammer time with kari!"

" yeah man i heard they went at it hard"
Russian hammer time by EFANG June 16, 2009

Clam Hammer

As Greg slept with his mouth wide open, lexi took it upon herself to clam hammer him repeatedly.
Clam Hammer by .sucram. July 11, 2016

Watersnake and Hammer

When a male starts masturbating without an erection, much like playing with a watersnake. Upon arousal, he then uses a hammer to beat the erection back to a flaccid state. These steps are repeated until bleeding and ejaculation occur simultaneously.
It's Watersnake and Hammer Time!!