massive fortnite penis 

The true one and only form of peace.

Fortnite Genitalia

" hey john what are you sucking "

" massive fortnite penis "

massive fortnite penis by noval_ January 26, 2022

Baseball bat nigger dildo penis 

A baseball bat colored black and is a silicone dildo that can cum alot alot in the but of kids in booty hole land.

I'm gonna shove a fucking baseball bat nigger dildo penis up my kids ass.

Baseball bat nigger dildo penis by 56Explosivediareahabrats March 23, 2023

cheese penis 

one of those cheese sticks that u get at the grocery store that look like a frickin dildo

hey mom could you pick me up some of those cheese penises from the store while your out im really hungry.

cheese penis by the man March 14, 2004

Swimming lessons on the penis 

to learn how to use the penis better

Dam Chelsea's good! She doesn't need swimming lessons on the penis because she already had them.

Swimming lessons on the penis by Marc Nucum September 13, 2006

purple people penis eater 

slang term for vagina.

i fucked that bitch in the purple people penis eater!

purple people penis eater by Cassidyyyyyyyy October 5, 2008

Peek-a-boo Penis 

When your penis sticks out of your underwear.

Don't take off your pants dude, I don't want to see any Peek-a-boo Penis!

Peek-a-boo Penis by What's that? July 7, 2014

Nerf Penis

Someone who is highly ineffectual, talks a big game, but produces no results and rides on the coat tails of others.

Our Boss Big Joe should have banged Nancy from accounting, God knows she needs a good boning, but he is either gay or has a Nerf Penis.

The harder I work, the fatter/lazier my co-worker Mark gets. He's a real Nerf Penis.

Nerf Penis by Stoogin-Poogins August 12, 2006