Floating around like a fart in a bottle

Having absolutely no purpose or use.

I can’t stand John at work. He spends all day floating around like a fart in a bottle while the rest of us are grafting.

by Annatommy September 15, 2022

Chocolate Frosted Fart

When you fart on your cocoa pebbles and cum (loudly)

Person 1: I heard this morning was wild for you
Person 2: Yeah, I had a chocolate frosted fart!!

by Boah4 September 21, 2022

Milking a fart

When you hold in a fart for an extended period of time so when it is released it stinks way more.

Milking a fart is a dubious act.

by Fart milker December 1, 2022

A Three Dimensional Fart

Like a shart, but with more solid results.

I think I need to pay some attention to my pants as I may have just done a three dimensional fart.

by Tommy Squeaker December 9, 2022

what the fart

For me, it's a sort of remplacement of the old "What the F*ck",
I remplace the f-word with "fart" to be at least less vulgar and more funny.
And when i see "wtf" i just think of this instead of what he is used for.

Me : I DDoS someone.
My plushie : What the fart ?
Me : He said the f-word.
My plushie : Oh, i see.

by Unbloated January 19, 2023

Lucas Butt Fart Bomb

this is when your little brother lucas goes to the bathroom at three a.m after eating nachos all night long and poops so hard he could clog seven toilets and a cat. this usually results in sending him off to an orphanage or area 51 while the rest of the world tries to clean up the nuke that just went off in that bathroom

bro my brother blew up the house last night after tacos! he really pulled a Lucas Butt Fart Bomb!

by bitchy ghastly whore January 24, 2023

Super Smelly Stanky Fart

It’s plain and simple. Right there in the word itself. It’s a fart that is super smelly but also very stanky. We love some loud, super smelly stanky farts. Am I right? *makes farting noise with armpit followed by crowd of elementary schoolers fucking dying laughing*

Mack: Yo, I was giving this girl the pipe last night right? Then all the sudden she sat on my face and annihilated it with a super smelly stanky fart. It reeked of a combination of Taco Bell, Arby’s, and Buffalo Wild Wings.

Kenny: Man, I wish I had a girl that would project an incredibly super smelly stanky fart onto my face. She sounds awesome.

*kenny dies of AIDS*

by HomieWithThatXtraChromie February 17, 2023