explaining tool

commonly a baseball bat; possibly any club type item.

He's so stupid I had to use an explaining tool on him.

by oaiolds March 12, 2009

farm tool

it's another name for hoe. get it a hoe is a farm tool so if you are a hoe, like slut, then you are therefore a farmtool

You're so easy,you farm tool.

by Skara2 September 25, 2010

Extruder tool

Penis, dildo. Included by Hasbro in Play-doh sets.

When we got back to her place I gave her a workout with my extruder tool.

by Rolo Mictlantecuhtli January 2, 2015

Tool bag

ball sack

Tool is to Dick as Tool bag is to Ball Bag.

by Tom Roofer June 22, 2010

B kool bag your tool

This is a phrase commonly used by construction workers and contractors as a helpful reminder not to leave hardware on the ground or any other place where it could potentially harm unsuspecting co-workers. The same goes for your penis.

"Hey John. Don't leave your penis on the ground. B kool bag your tool. And don't leave that saw on the ladder either."

by Tyrone Jenkins July 31, 2006

man tool

An electronic device with an elaborate scheme of buttons whose major functions usually include: power on/off, channel up/down, and volume +/-.

Was designed to allow the MALE to eat, drink beer, and change the channel all without moving.

Girl: (watching tv)

Guy: Who the fuck gave you the power to use the man tool?

Girl: (scared and confused, quickly replies) how does this device work?

Guy: Go get me a beer!

by Rich F December 11, 2006

tooled out

used to describe someone who is or looks like a tool, especially in reference to clothing. Can also refer to someone who is a sell out (to the "man") or a loser.

Remember when she said she would never work for <<insert name of large corporation here>>? Yeah, well, I saw her yesterday she was all tooled out in her work uniform. What a douche.

by Onetrickpony May 18, 2006