Antoshka Kartoshka

The absolute homie. Descended from the mad lad Russians themselves, he is built like a potato and if anyone mentions it, will slap the potatoes out of you.

Person 1: Hey Anthony! Have you ever thought about working out?
Person 2: Shhhh! That's not just Anthony, that's Antoshka Kartoshka! Now he'll slap the centrifuge fucking shit balls out of you, you idiot!

by Dried Up Vag June 5, 2023

Mario Karted

Going from a high placement to a very low placement in a short amount of time due to the randomized items in any kart racing game. The term is most commonly used in the Mario Kart series, it’s namesake, but can also be used in other racing party games like Garfield Kart or Team Sonic Racing.

Person A:Wow, I’m dominating this race!
(Gets hit by Blue Shell)
Person A:Well, that’s OK, I’m still in 3rd, I’ll just come bac-
(Gets hit by Red Shell)
Person A:I’m just in sixth! It’s definitely still winnabl-
(Gets hit by Bullet Bill)
Person A:God dammit. I’m in 10th. I just got Mario Karted.
(Gets hit by Lightning)
(Finishes in 12th)

by anonymous June 29, 2023

L-Kart

A L-kart is a big adult petal kart but instead of pedals it’s has a huge motor in the front for example it would have a 2JZ engine on the front or something like a ninja H2R on the front basicly making tons of power and it being fast as fuck

max: yo look it’s the local L-kart

Dan: damn what’s that thing got on it like a HondaCBR1000RR engine

by some random person 15578 August 15, 2024

EOS Kart

A Kart that is bought for no reason what so ever besides it being green

dude I just passed that EOS Kart, he must not know what he is doing with that cheese kart

by Karting Pro December 18, 2023

Redspeed kart

a kart that is actually orange-red and is used by ONLY white arias and bell users

that white aria only passed me because he was in a Redspeed Kart, he would be half a second slower if he was on a Birel Art

by Karting Pro December 18, 2023

Exprit Kart

A Kart that is driven by poor but amazing drivers that haven't sold there Kart after racing on Crosslink Competition, only good before 2021

that Crosslink driver Alex Stainfeild just got p1 on that 2020 Exprit Kart!

by Karting Pro December 18, 2023

Kosmic kart

this kart is driven by a kid who gets paid a million a year or his/her father who makes a million per year on RPG, or a Briggs driver that found it on facebook marketplace.

that kid on the Kosmic kart is obviously cheating, I would've got p1 2nd without the RPG Drivers, (RPG Drivers pipes are always short, trust me)

by Karting Pro December 18, 2023