Rash Guard

A thin shirt made out of a stretchy material worn by surfers. It is worn on the upper body to protect from reef rash.

Brian wore a Rash Guard after that big hit he took last month and tore up his back.

by Andrea May 6, 2005

car guard

A derogatory term for a person that looks like he dresses poorly, or any other trait that is similar to a car guard. It is also an insulting term even if the person it is directed to resembles nothing of a car guard.

Your Mother's a card guard.

by vinniepaz June 20, 2005

guard mentality

Guard mentality is the mentality of a person on a defense oriented state of mind. He (or she) interprets sentances stated towards the person in a negative or insulting manner.

Dude that guy there has a total guard mentality

by Operator May 13, 2004

guardian nairb

A sexual fantasy a man wishes to enact upon a female.

Damn, I'd like to go guardian nairb on that chick.

by Cherrykallista July 15, 2006

100% black guy guarantee

A 100% guarantee that a black man will get you what he guarantee'd, be it good's, favors, services and most importantly white women.

You get this done, I will wingman for you and you will get her as your girlfriend. 100% black guy guarantee!

by Sindarian October 24, 2018

guar

a person who god shat on and gave them ginger hair

look at that guar, man...i'd hate to be ginger!

by hols heffernan January 12, 2004

Tard Guard

(n.) A device put on top of water bottles to prevent the liquid inside from splashing you when you drink, referred to in the more formal name as a "splash guard". Only a true retard would need a guard to prevent him/her from pouring their drink upon his/herself.

-"OMG dude he just put a Tard Guard on his water bottle!"
-"what a retard!"

by johnsonraymenhymen August 3, 2009