scott fischer

A local PA dude who somehow manages to know everybody. This man has big dreams of driving off into the abyss on his custom Harley. Scott claims he’s an iconic hunter, yet only has two to his name. You’ll often find him in his natural habitat: crashed on the couch, beer in hand, drifting off into the misty, distant future. Voted class stud, this fella is a local legend. Catch Scott at a local bar near you.

You wish you were Scott Fischer.

by Butterbaconbeer December 24, 2018

Scott gentry

A fucking nerd

Is that a Scott gentry looking ass nerd?

by Nonce lord August 1, 2019

Scottish Peppa Pig

A character based off of the popular tv series peppa pig that has been edited to become a funny scottish version, that includes swearing and lots of banter between the family

Did you see that family? Like real life Scottish peppa pig!

by Big man bald martin March 10, 2020

Scott dad

A Scott dad is a older attractive man usually with grey hair. Very humorous smart guy.

Hey jill did you see that scott dad at table 34?

by Lake fun April 13, 2020

Scottrick

The most studliest alpha male chad who is a ginger

Hey scottrick! Give me my GF back!

by AlphaLad69ChadxxxGinger April 18, 2020

Scott's Choice

(noun)

When an individual is informed that you have two, and only two, choices, and that you should really think hard about the decision made, only to calmly and cooly state, "I choose the third option," as your final reply while walking out.

"That motherfucker gave me a 'Scott's Choice', yesterday!"
~"So what did you do?!"
"Man, I chose Option 3, C,...you later."

by Creighton Rivers July 13, 2020

Scott Gates

Type of guy to care about his eye brows, will floss them until perfect. He loves to drink orange juice in the mornin plucked from his own plant, and will typically squeeze the juice with his feet, as he specializes in feet work.

Scott Gates can really squeeze some oranges

by Alic Montgomery January 1, 2021