Squat Dog 

Someone who walks around barefooted and shirtless.

I wasn't allowed to pay for the gas inside, because the clerk said there are no Squat Dogs allowed.

Squat Dog by Dancing Cat September 12, 2005

Harry Squatter 

When a morbidly obese individual bends over so much that you can see the parting of the hair on his asshole.

Hey Tommy, check out Harry Squatter over there!

Harry Squatter by Timmmaaay October 15, 2010

squat 

A short, broad person, though not a midget or dwarf. Squats have been described as resembling the way normal people look when reflected in car doors.

The squat strutted down the street leering at girls like he was God's gift to women, not realizing that they were all laughing at him.

squat by D.B. Echo March 21, 2005

Squeak 

When a man ejaculates on the door handle of a shower in a caravan park and then proceeds to get the shakes

Hayden just squeaked the shit out of that door handle

Squeak by man_goo July 19, 2010

Squatch 

Derived from "sasquatch." Pretty much just a rugged ass man. As of right now the main example of a squatch is Rick Ross. Another term that describes squatch is the male version of "ratchet." Iced out, and tatted up individual.

"Damn check out Ross shirtless on BET!"
"Nigga's squatchin."

Squatch by SquatchZilla October 13, 2012

Hot Squat

A one-way trip to the electric chair.

Ted Bundy took the hot squat.

Hot Squat by Aribeth April 9, 2005

diddly-squat 

a cuter way of saying f* sweet all nothing

when you father was an engineering student, and you are in a private high school and playing guitar in the music band, if you are not a talented a carrot in god's potato field, you have done diddly-squat with your private education.

diddly-squat by Uncle Dimma December 11, 2014