Squeak

When a man ejaculates on the door handle of a shower in a caravan park and then proceeds to get the shakes

Hayden just squeaked the shit out of that door handle

by man_goo July 19, 2010

Chad

When a man films himself masturbating and proceeds to tell his friends about it

Man 1: What do you do on the weekend?
Man 2: I did a Chad

by man_goo July 19, 2010