Definitions by man_goo

Chad 

When a man films himself masturbating and proceeds to tell his friends about it

Man 1: What do you do on the weekend?
Man 2: I did a Chad

Chad by man_goo July 19, 2010

Squeak 

When a man ejaculates on the door handle of a shower in a caravan park and then proceeds to get the shakes

Hayden just squeaked the shit out of that door handle

Squeak by man_goo July 19, 2010