Rosie O'Donnell

Hillary Clinton's Siamese Twin. They were joined at the dick. The dick's name is Janet Reno.

Even after separation, Hillary always gets the shake at the end after Rosie O'Donnell gets through pissing.

by Aribeth April 13, 2005

process

To change the structural integrity of and object so as to render it incapable of containing mass. This is usually accomplished by a sudden, violent force, such as an explosion, or having the object struck by a hollow-point bullet travelling at extremely high velocities.

We are going out to the firing range to process some watermelons with our 50 calibre rifles.

by Aribeth April 01, 2005

Undead Cow

A cow that has come back from the dead to avenge the butcher who slaughtered it.

Endorsed by PETA

The ranch was overrun by a herd of undead cows. No one survived.

by Aribeth April 09, 2005

celestial dirt nap

Another euphemism for death.

Elvis Presly is taking the celestial dirt nap. Get over it.

by Aribeth April 15, 2005

posse comitotus

The U.S. Federal Government, all State Governments, and all Local Governments are forbidden from using militay assets for Law Enforcement.

The Waco Texas Massacre was a violation of posse comitotus.

by Aribeth April 15, 2005

hate crime

Another word for Thought Crime (read George Orwell's 1984).

One of many control methods used by the Democratic National Party to take away your freedoms, violate your right to free speech, and to impose a totalitarian tyranny.

The day may soon come when Hate Crime will be punsihable by death.

by Aribeth April 10, 2005

chick-fil-a

A propaganda campaign against Chickenkind that is being waged by an evil herd of Undead Cows.

Their latest strategy involves comandeering every billboard along America's hiways and biways.

Let's invite our PETA buddies over to Chick-fil-a!

by Aribeth April 10, 2005