Aribeth's definitions

Neverwinter

The main setting for the game Neverwinter Nights.

The first preseason game of the year is the Neverwinter Knights vs. the Luskan Raiders.

by Aribeth April 7, 2005

Neverwinter

When it gets cold in Neverland.

The Neverland Fairy went into hibernation at the first frost, so the little children thought that it was safe to play in Neverwinter.

by Aribeth April 7, 2005

laser pointer

A way to someone to bust a cap in ya in LA.

Yo. Put that pointer in the glovebox before someone caps yo ass!

by Aribeth April 7, 2005

dammitol

A panacea; a cure-all for all of life's problems. Also used to permanently cure one's oxygen addiction.

This drug is available by prescription only. Please consult your doctor or your gay lover before taking dammitol.

Side effects include stiffness, a tendency to assume room temperature, and an overpowering urge to take a celestial dirt nap.

That was the third time that that gomer showed up in my emergency room. So I told him to take two dammitols and not to call me in the morning.

by Aribeth April 7, 2005

Undead Cow

A cow that has come back from the dead to avenge the butcher who slaughtered it.

Endorsed by PETA

The ranch was overrun by a herd of undead cows. No one survived.

by Aribeth April 9, 2005

Hot Squat

A one-way trip to the electric chair.

Ted Bundy took the hot squat.

by Aribeth April 9, 2005

electric chair

A piece of furniture that is used to carry out a death sentence by administering an electrical current to the subject that is sufficient to cause death.

Too many pedophiles. Time to dust off the ol' electric chair.

by Aribeth April 9, 2005