share

Share (v.tr.): to relate something the receiver should ignore because it probably involves a low-resolution, fake, or out-of-context photo superimposed with a grammatically-incorrect statement that someone thinks is funny but is really just a waste of time.

Thomas shared the cat-like image in an effort to antagonize his casual acquaintances.

by fb_antienthusiast March 16, 2013

shoreijicanon

they're a tiktoker that likes shoreiji and they make my booty crumble with their sad TikToks 😔

ayo did you see @shoreijicanon's new vid?? yeah they made my butt itch the fuck

by (ノ˘⌣˘)ノ(ノ˘⌣˘)ノ June 15, 2021

Share Pro

A person who has an unheathly obsession with lying.

Vlad is such a lying share pro. He says my mother left me because I touch myself at night.

by Yuri April 24, 2005

share-cocker

A woman out of a group of at least two women simultaneously sexually involved with the same guy

She said she knew about the other women
So she's ok with being a share-cocker?

by Henry Mosely May 31, 2011

Scoreboarding

When someone keeps track of the number of times they do something before turning it around on you and use it against you.

Bob: I know you called the last 4 times before I called you back. Why are you always scoreboarding me? Mary: I'm not calling you again till you call me!

by dbenn37 February 18, 2015

sharecrapper

Office workers from other floors who migrate to the restroom on your floor in order to defecate. Sharecrappers occupy all the stalls, consume all the toilet paper, trash the sink areas and leave behind an inhuman, toxic odor. They typically show up in the mornings and after lunch, the usual busy times when you need to crunch. Sharecrappers are skittish, they avoid eye-contact and can be run off with just a stern glance due to their inherent lack of comfort with any type of human interaction.

"Man, the hipster in the man-bun from the twelfth floor is the worst sharecrapper ever! He uses a whole roll of TP , he never flushes and leaves a stink like you wouldn't believe!"

"Next time just start randomly talking to him, that'll keep him from coming back."

by Vesper47 March 29, 2017

Sharelle

A funny and caring, beautiful girl who loves everyone and everything around her

Sharelle is a combination of a beautiful, funny and caring girl I would love to be sharelle

by Supergirl4ever123 November 5, 2019