That itch you can't get out no matter what, no matter how hard you itch. Most people would do anything to get rid of the itch. See deadly itch.
Joe: ARRRGGHH!
Frank: What are you doing?
Joe: IT ITCHES!
Frank: What itches?
Joe, now dragging butt on ground: MY BUTT!! Make it stop!!!
Frank: Looks like you got a case of Butt Itch.
by under 9000 May 2, 2009
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A condition where you itch your anal cavity aggressively until a blood clot builds up. Death may occur
How did little Timmy die? -He died from a fatal butt itch.
by Dean Gullburry December 17, 2014
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