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sharecrapper 

Office workers from other floors who migrate to the restroom on your floor in order to defecate. Sharecrappers occupy all the stalls, consume all the toilet paper, trash the sink areas and leave behind an inhuman, toxic odor. They typically show up in the mornings and after lunch, the usual busy times when you need to crunch. Sharecrappers are skittish, they avoid eye-contact and can be run off with just a stern glance due to their inherent lack of comfort with any type of human interaction.
"Man, the hipster in the man-bun from the twelfth floor is the worst sharecrapper ever! He uses a whole roll of TP , he never flushes and leaves a stink like you wouldn't believe!"

"Next time just start randomly talking to him, that'll keep him from coming back."
sharecrapper by Vesper47 March 29, 2017
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Sharecropper

Ol skool term for a farmer or rural dweller. (see also redneck or hick)
Them folks Paris and Nicole be stayin with...what sharecroppers.
Sharecropper by Sirharper October 6, 2004
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sharecropper

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Sharecropper

when two men are fucking the same woman and both know about it but dont have a problem with it aslong as both said men wrap their tools before breaking ground
I am proud to be a sharecropper that way the bitch isnt always around.
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sarcrapper 

.Noun. A name for someone being sarcastic for no reason. I.e. When the answer wasn't obvious.

Sarcrappers don't usually have many friends.
"What do you want to drink? Orange juice?"
"No, i'd rather have some battery acid"
"You might have wanted it. No need to be a sarcrapper"
sarcrapper by Phil Welsh September 22, 2007
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