Luke Hill: Hi I’m Luke, I’m a straight white male and I have the patronus of an eagle. I can eat an entire packet of coco pops and still fit on the rides in Coney Island!
A middle school where the students are high and the teachers are higher. Theres a new slut around every corner and vaping is basically a religion. To sum it all up it’s real burning cum dumpster.
Oak hill middle school is a real shithole of a school. I heard if you smoke enough pot the blowjob fairy comes to give you head.
Ella Hill is the sexiest Serbian you ever did see. She has a phat crush on Jack O'Mara, but her true destiny lies with belle. Ella cries a lot, but then is happy the next moment. Nobody ever mentions it, but she only has friends because of her cool little brothers, especially Eli. She is everyone's fourth favourite Hill, after Mel and her dad which I think is called Matt but I honestly can't remember, and ofc Eli. She plays netball and judo, but she's not very good at either. She watches sad movies, and fits into jumpers from year three. Her only personality trait is her thermomix and liking Jack. She is also pretty gay
Ella Hill be like: (to the tune to "im in love with marijuana") I'm in love with Jack O'mara