Engineer Johnny

When something engineered is so stupid, it doesn't make sense

Only Engineer Johnny could make something So stupid

by bsk$$$ December 2, 2020

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Engineer

Is not arguing with you, just explaining why they're right.

Trust me, I'm an engineer.

by Amesia128 December 9, 2020

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Engineeric Santorum

Work from an engineer so terrible, it can only be that they have received a Santorum; a frothy mixture of lube, cum, and fecal matter.

The engineer that put this machine together was so inept, he just have just received his Engineeric Santorum in stead of a degree.

by CanadianGeese April 4, 2021

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Benjinering

It's like an engineering brick just not as strong

I need a couple of hods of benjinerings on the top lift

by Spectrum builders April 5, 2021

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Engineer

The most unremarkable way to get a doctorate. Or just a joke

Person 1: You look ugly

Person 2: Well, you're and engineer... end of joke burn

by 69xXxSwagMasterxXx69 March 1, 2021

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Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.

Engineer Gaming moment

Very poggers indeed

by Engineer Gaming Tf2 March 8, 2021

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