The majority of individuals on Urban Dictionary.
They spend their time:
-On Urban Dictionary, looking up the definitions Minecraft, Roblox, Fortnite, and 7 year old, and disliking/removing all the definitions against them.
-On Minecraft, having epileptic seizures when they find diamonds.
-On Roblox, playing Prison Escape and ODing in Meep City.
-On COD, sucking at the game and saying "Your mom" to people that won against them.
-With their mother's credit card, proceeding to smash it on the ground and exchange it for toys they don't need.
That is your basic guide to a 7 year old.
They spend their time:
-On Urban Dictionary, looking up the definitions Minecraft, Roblox, Fortnite, and 7 year old, and disliking/removing all the definitions against them.
-On Minecraft, having epileptic seizures when they find diamonds.
-On Roblox, playing Prison Escape and ODing in Meep City.
-On COD, sucking at the game and saying "Your mom" to people that won against them.
-With their mother's credit card, proceeding to smash it on the ground and exchange it for toys they don't need.
That is your basic guide to a 7 year old.
I know lots of 7 year olds are going to dislike this. But if you do, you are falling into my trap.
I'm always watching, 7 year olds.
I'm always watching, 7 year olds.
by PonyTardRepellence July 3, 2018
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by Lazav (shapeshifter) October 12, 2019
Get the 13 Year Olds mug.A 9 month prison sentence that must be served 12 times in a person's lifetime in order to receive a Certificate of Indoctrination, also know as a High School Diploma. People who do not receive this certificate will be alienated from society, and laughed at by their peers. Usually served from age 6 to age 18 (US).
Rick: I'm in the middle of my 11th School Year.
Jim: Respect man, I quit that shit after year 10.
Rick: What?! Man, nobody's gonna hire you with that record!
Jim: I don't mind, I became a carpenter, and now live happily within my means.
Jim: Respect man, I quit that shit after year 10.
Rick: What?! Man, nobody's gonna hire you with that record!
Jim: I don't mind, I became a carpenter, and now live happily within my means.
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Get the 9 year old army mug.A father who when taking his child to the swimming baths can't help but become overexcited. Such a man usually throws the child (and other children) around the pool, repeatedly splashes everyone and generally acts like an infant in his quest to prove he is the best, most fun father on the planet.
Lifeguard 1 (about to take over supervision of the pool): Anybody playing up?
Lifeguard 2: Nah it's cool man, just watch out for "Dad of the year" over there.
Lifeguard 2: Nah it's cool man, just watch out for "Dad of the year" over there.
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