Sporked

intr.v. Spork, Sporked, Sporks, Sporking. 1) The act of completely humiliating or obliterating someone verbally, in written/typed form, or any other media. 2) Forum section on Feminem.com containing a database of humiliating and obliteratory messages directed towards anti-supporters of the website. (Created by Essix and The Cake God, respectively)

You've been Sporked!™, courtesy of Feminem.com.

by Essix March 6, 2005

God’s work

When you’re giving back the karma that shitty people deserve.

“Hey Bro that girl is a toxic liar, why are you investing so much time in her?”
“Because I’m going to toy with her emotions just like she did with the many guys before her. I’m doing God’s work”

by Dlep3000 July 19, 2020

slork

a verb describing the way a bite of tofu travels through the mouth--a sliding motion created by saliva, gravity, and low viscosity.

"Oh man, that big bite of tofu just slorked through my mouth."

by slorkerml123 December 19, 2008

Jizz Snorkel

When you haven't seen your woman in so long that you bust such a major cum flood all over her that she needs a breathing apparatus.

Also, you should make sure she has a lifejacket as she will probably be swimming in a few months worth of jizz when you bust a nut... At least give the girl a jizz snorkel.

by Raul (comes out at night) May 1, 2009

all in a day's work

What you say when you save the world.

*throws up plastic disc towards sky that breaks through the window of a terrorist suicide bomber plane and slices the terrorist's head off, leaving the pilot to safely land the plane*

All in a day's work.

by MegamanTTEX October 22, 2010

Muff Snorkeling

Similar to Muff Diving, however, this form of oral sex requires straws through the nose to aid in breathing.

"I was giving her great oral, but needed to switch over to muff snorkeling after about 30 minutes."

by CDuFF105 August 22, 2008

Snorkeldick

Originates from Son, Norway, where some freedivers constantly posed naked in public upon applying their wet suits. They were commonly known as Snorkelpikkene, which is the plural form of Snorkeldick in Norwegian.

Look at that Snorkeldick getting ready to dive in.
Look at those Snorkeldicks getting ready to dive in.

by ShortSwing August 12, 2010